Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 31
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
kimmettl 11
Jerry?
whatismissing 8
Just curious; did they get to know each other via you?
jellenwood 35
So not a good sister!
twinkiefeets 17
Sister of the year!
twinkiefeets 17
I didn't think stuff like this really happens off the Jerry Springer set.
cinthiamcenteno 10
how long do you think that will last?. not long at all, she will live thinking, what If my husband is with my sister now... fhl
meherm 11
I'm just gonna say this: Once a cheater, always a cheater. What has happened to you will most likely repeat itself with them in the future. (If it even gets that far.)
Dame84 6
Wow, talk about fricken awkward
ashjo 12
keeping it in the family lol
polluxdc 10
Keepin' it in the fambly.
banemask 14
Nothing like a good ol sibling smackdown.