Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 31
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
Late_night83 25
Your sister is a ****.
martin8337 35
Keeping it the family can really be awkward and hurtful. OP, I am sorry that this has happened to you.
sassy2085 16
When she complains to you about her husband just say glad I dodged that bullet and walk away.
KiddNYC1O 20
What kind of sick love crap that is?
hbake 13
This proves my theory of blood isn't always thicker than water contrary to popular belief..
worldclassrager 39
It's a step ahead but a but awkward for the time being...
Dusty_Busters 15
Daaaaamn! That sucks, I'm sorry op
emitheblonde 4
Your sister is so horrible!!!
Hawaii84 16
They deserve each other. Cut them from your life and find the right person for you. I think it would be great if you found a hot guy and rub it in your ex husband's face how you traded up.
termin8tor786 10
Damn Op, you got a F@&ked up family!