Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 31
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
OH NO SHE DIDN'T....
How_you_doin 10
I am finding it incredibly hard to understand how your sister could do this to you?! the sad thing is its very common for family to stab you in the back :( i wish you a life that is full and happy because clearly you have been hurt by the people closest to you. No body should have to deal with that kind of pain. Get out there and experience the world, enjoy your new found freedom and meet someone who will treat you like a queen, you deserve it! xx
whatismissing 8
Yeah, like they say: with friends (and family) like that, you don't need enemies.
Larry01_fml 19
time to disown your sister
jargen89 2
Good thing for you, bigamy is illegal in New Jersey. Your husband would face jail time if he is still legally married to you, if he marries her.
CrissyyyS2 22
If the wedding really goes through. I hope you crash it so hard. Your sister is a ******* bitch ass **** askfslf;sk;ljf UGH! This makes me so mad. She's your BLOOD. How can she do this to you.
marcranger 28
How about her slutty-ass husband? It's been my understanding that siblings are a mixed bag, and you shouldn't expect family to treat you nicely just because you're related. But her husband's the one who presumably took a vow to love and honor OP. I hold him just as responsible.
CrissyyyS2 22
Yes, the husband is just as responsible. But it's her sister. Blood related too. That's what makes me more upset. But I guess they two of them don't have a good bond like sisters should have.
marcranger 28
I'd be more pissed at the soon-to-be-ex. Yes, both parties are total wastes of space. But I can't remember the exact saying now, I just remember that it boils down to, your blood relatives are the people you're stuck with, but your friends (and SO's) are the people you make your family. This may be my only child status talking, but I personally expect more loyalty from my friends and partners than I do from my family. The boy/friends chose to be with me!
laurieblue 1
Your sister is a bitch.
afroman52 12
That's gonna make for some awkward holidays....
Sweet_Meli 11
Maury! Maury!
simoncat 11
Wtf? What a C of a sister. I'm sorry you have two idiot assholes if hour family tree, OP.
missyamaha 11
what a fukn *****! your' soon to be' ex husband is a douche bag and your sister is a mole for doing that.