Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 33
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
tannara 12
Holy shit
AtomicDiamond87 15
OP I hope you sue the bastard or take everything in the divorce. You don't deserve that.
kansas_girl03 13
This happened to my now fiance. When he was married to his wife she cheated on him with his brother. She has 2 kids with my fiance and 1 with the brother so tbe kids are half bro/sis and full cousin. Its gross!!
BriannaMGK 15
Is it bad that I want to tell you to knock the shit out of her?! She's a terrible sister.
livelobster123 14
So wait, this stuff happens outside of Maury, too?!
snugglesMcGee199 23
What a terrible sister. I'm sorry that you have to deal with this and that your sister is so horrible. I send to you all my good wishes.
judea95 16
Then they can't legally get married. I'd refuse to sign the papers now OP
jhs578650 9
@135 Her consent to get divorced is not necessary. If she refuses to sign the papers the husband can still get a divorce. It will just be a contested divorce in Superior Court. Besides, her husband is clearly cheating if he is already that far into a relationship with the OP's sister. Why would the OP want to stay married to him?
opoopu 8
Then they can't get legally married as well, right? Is polygamy legal? Different country here.
owlishes 24
whoa your shrubs is a bi*ch, really sorry to hear this.
BlackCherries94 17
Don't divorce him. Just get separated. And if he is able to get one take him for all he is worth, get alimony that way he and your sister start off dirt poor with only her savings.
jhs578650 9
@138 You know alimony isn't automatically awarded. There are several factors that are considered to determine if alimony is necessary. Alimony is not just for wives either. Depending on the incomes of the two, the husband could very well get it if it is determined to be necessary. By telling the OP to get alimony from her husband, you are unwittingly implying that she is dependent on his income, and that is an outmoded way of thinking.