Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 33
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
YankeeBabii 14
Holy Shexclamationmarkt!!! What a bexclamationmarktch!!!
SavannahSunshine 26
You have terrible people in your life... I'm sorry this is happening to you, OP. But they each sound like assholes if they're doing this, maybe they deserve each other
ZombieSazza 34
You mean your disowned sister? If my family did that to me, I'd have no problems cutting them out of my life. I'll bet they don't really love each other and he's doing it out of spite and she's a dumb bitch for being with him.
RedPillSucks 33
If you live in North Carolina you could probably sue for Alienation of Affection and get all his stuff, not just half.
nyxiny 22
It says where she lives; NJ. Unless you're using the mobile version, in which case I'm not sure if it does list the location. Sorry!
RobynChelsea 10
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
whatismissing 8
Indeed.
newburton13 26
Let him do it and get charged with polygamy.
truepanda 2
wow talk about trashy family
AngelLovesDerby 10
If that was my sister I would totally kick her Ass!! Then kick his ass! Haha
ballpython 15
I'm guessing Thanksgiving is going to be fun this year.
ULie909 8
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