Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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Top comments
ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 33
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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Comments (164)
thatnucca 36
Wow... With family like her, who needs enemies... Sorry OP, you deserve better....
Chellybelly92 14
Well she's the one getting sloppy seconds.
toooldforthis 19
That's right, if he cheated on you, it is possible he will cheat on her too
Chellybelly92 14
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
MermaidAnnariea 10
not always, #91. a lot of the time, yes. but some people actually grow up and realize what they did was ****** up. don't generalize everyone who does one thing.
Poetaster 10
Well, she certainly knows what to expect from him!
juliaannw 11
They deserve each other if they can be that ignorant to your feelings. More than likely, their marriage wont work out anyway. You'll find someone better!
Iknowsomestuff 9
I wrote almost the exact thing someone else wrote and now can't delete so I suck.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
well at least u corrected it like many people dont do.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You have got to be ******* kidding me....your husband is an ass and your sister is a dumb bitch.
guitardude69 11
Faith in humabity lost, fyl.
ColdplaySucks 18
And before anyone says how every generation is shit, it's our generation that came up with idiot things like 'YOLO.'
Docbee 11
I think your comment is a prime example of one of the most annoying, overused phrases;especially when you messed up executing it. @18
guitardude69 11
*humanity and I apologise for the unoriginal comment.
NeighSoulSister 6
19- I'm pretty sure past generations came up with dumb things like that we aren't aware of. And to be honest, I think "losing faith in humanity" is almost becoming worse than YOLO.
RedPillSucks 33
Ya gotta say LFIH in response to every YOLO comment
ballpython 15
no, YOLO is much worse IMO. I find myself wanting to cause others pain and suffering when I hear that crap.
slimkelsey 17
OP you were married to a dick and have a **** as a sister. These kind of FMLs disgust me that your own family can do this kind of shit. If my sister did that to me I would punch her and my almost ex in the neck.
LindsayxMoore 18
wow. well you can cut them from your life. thats so ****** up.
toooldforthis 19
Or you can just cut them!! I'm just kidding :) but that does suck; I'm sorry OP
mad_butterfly 9
Your sister is a **** and your ex husband a douchebag. Get over it!
RonnieG 10
she can get over it right after you get some freaking sympathy, you heartless tool.
CharresBarkrey 16
38 - Yet she understands the words "****" and "douchebag"... Right.
ballpython 15
"****" and "douchebag" are single words, "get over it" is a phrase. I would assume the translations could be quite different.
mad_butterfly 9
Well, I thought it had a different meaning, but after you pointed that out, I checked. "Get over something" means exactly what I wanted to say. At least that's the definition the dictionary gives... I don't know the meaning you have given to that phrase (and by you I mean the Americans, not you as a person), but I'm a foreigner and I don't know every detail and every meaning a phrase may have. Try next time not to be so offensive and cool down. By the way, cool down (vi phrasal)=figurative (loose one's anger). P.S: Thanks guys for the support.