By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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gracehi 31

So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.

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thatnucca 36

Wow... With family like her, who needs enemies... Sorry OP, you deserve better....

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Chellybelly92 14

Well she's the one getting sloppy seconds.

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toooldforthis 19

That's right, if he cheated on you, it is possible he will cheat on her too

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Chellybelly92 14

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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MermaidAnnariea 10

not always, #91. a lot of the time, yes. but some people actually grow up and realize what they did was ****** up. don't generalize everyone who does one thing.

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Poetaster 10

Well, she certainly knows what to expect from him!

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juliaannw 11

They deserve each other if they can be that ignorant to your feelings. More than likely, their marriage wont work out anyway. You'll find someone better!

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Iknowsomestuff 9

I wrote almost the exact thing someone else wrote and now can't delete so I suck.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

well at least u corrected it like many people dont do.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

You have got to be ******* kidding me....your husband is an ass and your sister is a dumb bitch.

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ColdplaySucks 18

And before anyone says how every generation is shit, it's our generation that came up with idiot things like 'YOLO.'

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Docbee 11

I think your comment is a prime example of one of the most annoying, overused phrases;especially when you messed up executing it. @18

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guitardude69 11

*humanity and I apologise for the unoriginal comment.

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NeighSoulSister 6

19- I'm pretty sure past generations came up with dumb things like that we aren't aware of. And to be honest, I think "losing faith in humanity" is almost becoming worse than YOLO.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ya gotta say LFIH in response to every YOLO comment

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ballpython 15

no, YOLO is much worse IMO. I find myself wanting to cause others pain and suffering when I hear that crap.

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slimkelsey 17

OP you were married to a dick and have a **** as a sister. These kind of FMLs disgust me that your own family can do this kind of shit. If my sister did that to me I would punch her and my almost ex in the neck.

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LindsayxMoore 18

wow. well you can cut them from your life. thats so ****** up.

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toooldforthis 19

Or you can just cut them!! I'm just kidding :) but that does suck; I'm sorry OP

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mad_butterfly 9

Your sister is a **** and your ex husband a douchebag. Get over it!

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RonnieG 10

she can get over it right after you get some freaking sympathy, you heartless tool.

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CharresBarkrey 15

38 - Yet she understands the words "****" and "douchebag"... Right.

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ballpython 15

"****" and "douchebag" are single words, "get over it" is a phrase. I would assume the translations could be quite different.

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mad_butterfly 9

Well, I thought it had a different meaning, but after you pointed that out, I checked. "Get over something" means exactly what I wanted to say. At least that's the definition the dictionary gives... I don't know the meaning you have given to that phrase (and by you I mean the Americans, not you as a person), but I'm a foreigner and I don't know every detail and every meaning a phrase may have. Try next time not to be so offensive and cool down. By the way, cool down (vi phrasal)=figurative (loose one's anger). P.S: Thanks guys for the support.

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