Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
imbedderdenu 23
Omg your generation js beyond retarded....smh
goddessa9 12
Lol, look at you, do you suck off the nineties? but pinning retardation on an entire generation is pretty funny
Keystonestate 6
It's not our generation. It's that school. I can guarantee you no one tried that at my school.
goddessa9 12
Im sorry you have to be surrounded by idiots
Keystonestate 6
You're kidding me right?! That's just sad!
laden_swallow09 35
I can only hope not.
Markovski 18
Crazies everywhere
cvirginia222 12
More like **** this generation
fluffleupigans 14
Are you ******* serious?
buymevickis92 26
I found this hilarious this really shouldn't be an fml though because you are obviously sane. it should be f the lives of those silly girls and their poor parents and the world that will be left to them one day.
Tutetheblack 20
murrrrriiiicccaaaaa
Ichiya 29
Do you know what? I am so ******* tired of this comment. Other countries have just as many idiots as America. Would you like it if you were say french and every time someone did anything stupid from France people said "Frech people are all idiots they are the scum of the Earth.And to everyone appologizing for their stupidity its not your problem. So what one person made an idiot of themselves get the **** over it its not like the world died. This shit where people believe that they have to justify themselves and others from their country because 'Murica' is soooo ******* stupid we are all shit and aren't worth living. Geuss what every other country could get just the same reputation. I mean I see this comment even when the people aren't even Americans.
jphoenix151 8
I lost faith in humanity. It's not like it's the end of the world chicks will get over it.