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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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Get a load of this nerd!

By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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Surprise!

By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

bellzie20 6

Friday 27 March 2015 20:31

I don't know why everyone is sad about zayn when there was a freakin plane that crashed. All they care about is they're stupid ban

Fetuskicker666 15

Friday 27 March 2015 23:15

First world problems

Spadoinkle 10

Friday 27 March 2015 23:45

That is simultaneously the funniest and the most pathetic thing I've read in a long time.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 28 March 2015 1:39

Wow, that's sickeningly pathetic. What are those immature girls going to do when real life bites them in the ass and they have REAL problems? Kudos to the school for not letting them go home for such an asinine reason. One Direction is only going one direction, and that's the hell out of my face!

burninsnow 23

Saturday 28 March 2015 3:54

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 28 March 2015 6:23

OH MY ******* GOD. I would bitch slap so MANY chicks my hand would be bruised.

Zacky_Chan 22

Saturday 28 March 2015 8:22

Yet us punk band fans have lost singers etc. due to drunk driving. Drugs or left in general. Although we still love them, were not leaving school or dying because of it. Even the My Chemical Romance joke was cruel and we lived

blackonblight 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:11

A lot of classic rock fans are looking around going "Really, mate? We're still here being fans and celebrating the music after members die. Come see us when you've watched that." The Queen fans must be beyond words.

BlackFire4890 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 4:38

that moment when you realize you don't understand wth this post is talking about and proud to say so...

Marebare23 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:07

When you realize over one hundred girls have killed themselves over this...

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:47

Please show me a single reliable source that doesn't report this as anything other that rumor.

cypherwave 3

Sunday 29 March 2015 8:05

I like how most of the comments that agree that zayn leaving1d isnt a big deal are all blocked for too many negative votes.. and honestly i dont give a crud about zayn. i couldnt possibly care less. others will disagree but thats my opinion.