By anonymous - 24/09/2016 13:10 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
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luther48 20
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Bubble wrap time

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MessedUpLife00 13
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How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?

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opis34 14
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Well it can't be that bad if it's only band aids right...

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Arnoud 19
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That sucks op :( hope you dont hurt yourself too bad. What kind of work do you do? Maybe you have to do you work more carefully

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luther48 20
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Bubble wrap time

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delfino1604 24

I keep a few handy just in case.

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XQuartzX 15
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I do as well, and my friends claimed me weird. What's so wrong with being prepared?

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anythingrandom 23
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keep some at the office only? On the bright side, they care for you!

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MessedUpLife00 13
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How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?

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Googolman 29
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I imagine it being some office job, which just makes it funnier seeing as it doesn't require a lot of physical work.

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pancakebunny 19
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KNIFE FACTORY!!!!!!

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GhostFox 33
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A lot of things can impact coordination in minor ways that are nevertheless enough to make someone injury-prone. Autism spectrum disorders, joint stability issues, allergies, etc. If you have more than one, it gets really fun.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I thought I was the only one. I'm not alone.

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RichardPencil 30
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Please say you're in food service! I have a lot of vampire friends.

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Arkham_Callabero 15
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I wasn't aware that Dracula enjoyed fine dining establishments

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DravensTheName 16
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Oh gosh if so don't tell Buffy

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RichardPencil 30
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#14, it could also be fast food. Some of the members of Team Edward can't afford fancy eating. They blew all their money on Twilight swag.

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isabellam0426 18
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I've never related to a post so much.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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I often wonder how these FMLs get published and mine don't. Not that I feel self-important, but really? Being accident prone is unfortunate and pesky, but at least you aren't the person in colonoscopy FML under this.

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hellnosucka 27
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Maybe you should file a lawsuit.

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Lalala579121 27
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Or break up with FML.

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