By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43 4 1 18 16 Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 888 You deserved it 6 214 Tweet Share
Learning By dummy - 11/07/2011 19:21 - United States 9 1 10 63 Today, while babysitting a five year-old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 604 You deserved it 58 005 Tweet Share