Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
sprints54 19
Sad state of Americas youth
nemosxdimples 11
its devastating really, zayn malik was my life he'll always be part of one direction in my heart
slyde32 12
It's not devastating, it's just him leaving a band. one of my favourite bands had their singer leave, actually a couple of my favourite bands, not once was I upset. they're just people like you or me, and it's not like all their songs dissappear just because a member left.....
mandoalba 5
Legally they can't do that
davek 36
Anyone doing "cut for Zayn" would do well to remember along, not across.
fader48080 10
just a quick survey. how many girls are a little ashamed for their gender right now?
ohshootinoregon 4
Sad. Just sad.
JessicaGrewal 22
I don't get why girls are making such a big deal out of it. They're just a band. It's not like the whole worlds ending.
FrenchToastKick 18
At least the Directioners haven't started slashing their wrists like the Beliebers did.
fantasyworld 39
They have. They've also posted pictures of themselves crying on Instagram.
EarlFug 19
I don't recall school being cancelled the day John Lennon died. Or Kurt Cobain. Or Michael Jackson. Or...
silentruuner 1
dont worry girls he has left for Top Gear...........