Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
Violord 13
Fangirls survived N*Sync's breakup and they got over Ginger Spice leaving the Spice Girls. They can get over this.
blackonblight 33
I don't think we ever really got over Geri leaving the Spice Girls. Certainly it was the beginning of the end. But that's different, Girl Groups don't hit it big often, while Boy Bands are a dime a dozen. With Geri it was about losing someone lots of girls wanted to be like, not... Whatever it is with boy bands.
sarahblayke 10
I serious what sad people
Rayth 19
I've just lost so much faith in the younger generation...
kickyourtitsin 12
Just let them cut, natural selection at it's finest.
Gillett 23
A-*******-MEN. God I love natural selection! Clears out the gene pool, ya know!
mashfan6507 17
Anyone who is actually concerned about this needs to build a bridge and get over...or get shipped to a third world country for a few months
GruesomeUrchin7 10
dumbasses
dreadlocmask 15
Wow. That's pathetic
Gillett 23
OMG I remember crying when my favorite person disappeared from my life too. Of course the only difference was that it was "MY MOM THAT DIED". Grow the **** up you little *****, recognized what really important! You don't know that boy and he sure as hell doesn't know you. They say that they love all of their fans but when have you ever seen them walk down the street hugging and thanking people worth that love? To Hell with 1D. I say 5D, "5 Douchebags".
wyverntail 15
His departure is driving them inZAYN!.... *leaves quietly*
Bubbbbbles12_08 8
What has our world come to.