Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
VenomnessKitteh 7
my faith in humanity has been lost. look at all the ***** I don't give:
zenrael 21
I'm really angry that anything about this band got posted
wownochillbruh 4
wow some kids today are pussy shit, cutting over a band member is what we've come to!?
thes7274473 19
**** ALL of our lives!
iamtheprincess21 13
when the Beatles broke up they had grief councilors in Europe keeping an eye out on teen girls. something similar happened when the backstreet boys broke up.
wakemeupplease 21
Are you comparing one direction to the Beatles? o.O
thecman25 14
freaking idiots of today
tehdarkness 21
Future basics.
brookiesawr 11
yep. my hope for future generations is now in the shit hole..
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
I honestly cannot see why and/or how one could get this upset over a band member leaving. Their music will still sound the same. They have four others. He didn't die. Personally the only time I would feel it necessary to panic and cry is if a family member died, or if something tragic occurred. A guy leaving a band is not tragic.
denden_mushi 11
This is pretty tame. Just look at kpop fans when Kris or Luhan left EXO or when one of the members got caught having a girlfriend. Fangirls/boys be crazy and I feel like an awful person for finding it so entertaining.