Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
Bluemonster3 26
I will never be able to understand why some girls are crying and even cutting themselves over someone who doesn't even know they exist!
zarrganaut 17
I remember giving a shit about something that dumb way back when...but it wasn't bad enough I couldn't focus on something important like school. Sheesh!
kerien24 6
Some of them (a lot actually) are over 18...I'm not even joking
live2loveurself 11
Are you kidding me? It's. One. Direction. Get over yourselves.
catanita 18
This isn't the first or the last time when a band loses a member. Is not the end of the world.
kenzlee85 8
Not all one direction fans are crazy like that. I myself love them and have been to 3 concerts, and although I'm very sad about zayn I'm not making a big deal about it.
Overlord247 20
"Buttcorn" is now my new favourite insult XD
lolalove24_fml 14
the fact that you have to put up with that is what's ridiculous
AkumaUchiha 19
It's very serious. Him leaving the band has cause stress rates to raise dramatically and most teenage girls are being affected as well as their grades and work ethic.
syed121417 22
That's so stupid. Personally, I'm not a big fan of One Direction, but I think the guys are nice enough people and some of their music is good. I'm not surprised this happened because all the One Direction fandom really does is argue with each other about whether or not they're gay and then complain about how they've changed so I don't blame him for wanting to leave a fandom that treats him like a doll and not a person.