Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
blackonblight 33
It was ridiculous then too. It's one thing when a band splits due to a death, then you have an actual death to mourn. This is just a boy band member leaving. Ye gods.
KestrelGirl 15
I hate to tell everyone this, but the OP and almost everyone who has replied to this might be misunderstanding this admittedly ambiguous announcement as being far worse than it really is. Here's how the policy most likely works: if somebody wants to leave early because of the Zayn affair, they are not allowed to do so. If it's for another reason (for example, that person is actually sick or injured), then it's fine.
godzillawood10 5
who gives a ******* if he left one derection
killigan 12
I don't even know how to respond to this kind of shit. If your that attached then you need mental help because you are mentally unstable.
lollypop30001 19
Some girls where talking about killing them selfs over this dumb shit! No wonder why other countries hate us!
Exodiafinder687 58
I can't believe none of my FMLs have gotten published, but today we've had 2 FMLs already published about One Direction breaking up.
ForeverJasmine 26
So so stupid.
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like all these girls are being led in the wrong direction...
DrummerWS 23
Wow.....
CookieStealer 21
Zayn is going in a different direction.