Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
SookyLala 13
wtf...
LovelyDeadGirl 13
It's concerning that there were enough girls trying to go home because of this, that they actually had to make an announcement. That's just... sad.
lilevilsmurf 4
This just blows my mind because it means all these girls were on their iPhones during the school day. When I was in school we didn't even know 9/11 happened until everyone's parents started showing up, technology has jumped so fast and it makes me feel old. Also kinda grossed out that it's just normal to be on your phone during the school day, like is their attention span five seconds long, put down the screen!
1Dfangirl 21
TRU
jqmalang 17
What the actual shat has this world come to...
Witchylady 18
Only in America. Today's youth needs to get a grip on reality.
kaylabunny1999 22
Lol what the actual **** are people really this stupid?!?!
just4fun21 11
Yes they are unfortunately
kenzlee85 8
You're stupid
heyitsmikayla 14
You all need to stfu because when the Beatles broke up the whole world basically ended. Some girls really loved Zayn so just let them be sad.
SilverZephyr 20
...Did you just compare 1D to the Beatles?...
syed121417 22
When the Beatles broke up, it was the end of an era. One Direction is a manufactured boy band and someone will soon take their place, like 5sos basically has. Nobody is going to care about them in a few years, but the Beatles will always be loved because they had talent.
rabbi1010 29
I'm wondering if these parents were allowing their kids to go home for such a dumb reason.
just4fun21 11
Get over it their music sucks anyway
Ichiya 29
I may be wrong as Im not an One Direction fan, but what I saw was out of 41 songs sang by them 25 were covers of other band's songs.