By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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akkimber 0

is a schlong a penis? if so you might need a new one bc pant zippers are relentless sons of bitches.

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akkimber 0

YO DICK WAS OWNED!!! a nada bing a bada boom poor penis

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MonsterFeet 0

the zipper as Scorpian: "GET OVER HERE!"

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nomnommonster 0

haha that made me choke on my coke :D good deal, good deal.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Neither. Chuck Norris wasn't involved, but he still claims victory!

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Ajjas013 6

Until Jesus goes all 'I'm the son of God!' *something about beard* on his ass.

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perdix 29

Neither. I don't believe that either a penis or a zipper can take a shit and not require toilet paper for a cleanup. Don't abuse the term Flawless Victory! If you cheapen it by overusing it, today's kids won't know how special one is if they are even lucky enough to have one.

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AdoliscA1 0

I am glad I do not have a shlong!

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nessalujin 0

Bada bing bada bang baby

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