makeitstop
Canada
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
embarrassedinretail
Australia
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Addianna
Edmonton, Canada
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
PunchingKennyLoggins
United States
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Grinch
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
fml
Singapore, Singapore
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
hinowdie
United States
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
inappropes
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Torture
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Anonymous
Shut up already!
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Whenever I hear those two, I just think of them big ol' ******* and can't help smiling and getting a boner. Dolly has nice ones, too. ;)
a_robot_duck 0
FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.
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flyintonite 0
Not an fml... deal with the music.
diet_otaku 0
i disagree, i think this is a perfect FML. if i had to listen to that shit on repeat for 8 hours i'd be saying "**** my life" too.
AkihiroHattori5 0
I know right? Moderator fail. If this is the only thing he/she has to complain about, then they either have no life or they need to count their blessings and brace themselves for whatever true FML moment that's coming.
birds_fml 7
You've obviously never been forced to deal with listening to horrible music over and over and over and over again. It's okay at first, but after a while you just want to smash the stereo. What's even worse is if you have to listen to music you love on constant repeat. Eventually, you'll come to associate that music with work, and come to hate it. Sucks!
a_robot_duck 0
FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.
Bud_fml 16
Why'd you have to listen to it for 8 hours? Where the hell were you at?
Starfire22 5
Damn it all to hell, stupid iPhone that was "of" not "if"
diet_otaku 0
#51 - "Today, AT WORK..."
PayneTrain585 0
probably work
Gorsbug823 0
why
bestiebabes_jes 0
I agree who gives a F*** ? thats not a flm ur just dumb ..
thebouse7861 0
dude, you're so right. if I hear one more story about some kid who pretends to have friends, I'm going to kill someone
xkatiebugger10x 4
99- I wouldn't be talking about dumb... Did you know that you are supposed to use 'an' instead of 'a' before FML. Think about it. And it's not FLM.
crazylady654 0
who doesn't love dolly parton? ;) haven't heard her singing though :/
ScaryyMary 14
How can you "love" a singer if you haven't heard her SING?
crazylady654 0
was a joke douche bag
Sweetpea137 0
love your pic btw
J3SSUH 0
Reminds me abit of 40 year-old virgin...
tayzer_fml 0
I'm so very sorry. :'(
bigdkeith 0
sucks.. but you got paid for it at least
Contess 0
No kidding flyintonite. I agree. At my work I not only have annoy music i have to listen to all year long, literally, but (its a museum) in ones of the rooms there are really annoying loud buttons that go yee-haa and buzz when the answer is wrong. and little kids love to press them over and over.
AppleCoFreak 0
Win.
SailorButterfly 8
Sucks for you, but I personally wouldn't mind it. XD
fragmite 1
today at my work...oh,wait I lost my job due to shit economy. fyl because you didn't like the days soundtrack? baby.
Jcat_fml 0
I agree with 1, 5, & 6. I mean CTFU.
catscratch_fml 1
CTFU? What's the C?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Chut up! I mean, how do you not know what a fuckass is?
catscratch_fml 1
My education is obviously sorely lacking. I've never seen Donnie Darko.
MamaC_fml 0
It could have been worse - you could be listening to the same 7 minute song over and over and over again for the 8 hour shift. I did this at my first job (at a museum - the song was specifically written for the exhibit).