By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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avarik 0

Schlong is an epic word.

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Kr3tS22 0

it's a combination of flawless victory, nd heroic brutality, either way EriKka has sum nice **** lol

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Sieg83 0

ur way 2 much of a nerd... lol

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xcrushh 0

Did you seriously just say shlong? Haha I had no idea what that was; I figured it was some type of computer game language. Okay, I need to read this over.

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maddiewoah 15

LOLOLOL. That sucks that you uh.. tried to zip your peen up, but the MK thing was awesome. XD FINISH HIM!

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yessirfosho 0

As long as there were no fatalities involved you'lle live to fight another day. Still sucks tho!

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