By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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alexFYL 11

This is worded so poorly. Mortal combat, not Mortal Kombat... unless your penis was playing your zipper in the actual video game. But I doubt that.

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ninja1983 6

this was a video game reference so he spelled it right

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alexFYL 11

So his dick and his zipper is a character in the video game? Wrong.

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hillbillie_girl 3

ever heard of somethin called boxers?

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taylorlseaton 0

ummm I don't even understand what happened

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Donnyk 0

so WTF does that mean exactly... that your penis was severed?

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itsmehoeee 0

i had to read this like 388 times to get this, I thought his penis and zipper were actually playing xD I feel dumb ._. haha.

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Moshelle 0

Everytime I think about Mortal Kombat now, I will think about this.. I'm scarred for life. hahaahh.

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megan369 0

This was worded awesomely. What is wrong with everybody?

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toaster468 0

it probably got caught in the zipper sriveled up, and fell off.

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yoogurtisgood 0

so long op's schlong! yes it rhymes I know ;)

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