mac
Bankstown, Australia
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
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jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
foxbrat
United States
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
Anonymous
Fear factor
Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
no name
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
D:
Paris, France
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Anonymous
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
shat
San Francisco, United States
YAAAAAAAAAAAASS
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Whyis Dremora
San Marcos, United States
Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML
Yudith
Welcome!
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Night visitor
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19
Time to stop sleeping in the lounge... And stop being so damn sexy to cockroaches
LaurenLo 17
Time to burn down the house.
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Comments (93)
ItsMelanieB1tch_ 4
better than any of the big spiders you guys have in Australia.
korean0024 1
Nope
craanberry_fml 7
At least you didn't eat it.
lvg_fml 10
I'd be sleeping with some kind of netting on my face after that. If I could even sleep Eeeweww
TheCrispyCat 20
Well, it is Australia....
kayteakay 26
Time to get a new roommate. **** that guy.
rockydify 22
It happens to everyone. Spiders too. Pleasant dreams all.
Xotoolyxo 16
This is an appropriate time to beat the crap out of your roommate?
werewolf_babe 16
Kill them Show no mercy O-O
unfuckmylife 13
U must be like... "just another day in life" .. *Australia*