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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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Start your Monday with a Song!

By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By not a kiddy fiddler really - 29/05/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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America's Funniest Home Videos

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 14:01

Today, I found out that a guy who works overnights had secretly been videotaping me singing and dancing to my favorite songs while I worked my own graveyard shift. My new nickname at work is 'Prancy'. FML

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Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML

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kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

LittleBells 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

Comments

kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

HyunnK 18

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:30

Is it the Joker?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 13 February 2015 9:37

Oh Oh I know this one its... its... uh.... uh..... Satan !! Jee I hope I'm write, I need an A on this to pass.

oathkeeper99 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

I wouldn't even be mad, that's hilarious!

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 3 January 2016 2:33

To be fair, they probably liked his package more so than the dance move itself. Lol.

DolphinLaser23 24

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Haha I feel bad for you but that is pretty funny.

LittleBells 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 8 February 2015 2:14

At least he didn't get caught on camera beating it.

sstahpp 33

Monday 9 February 2015 2:28

Just BEAT IT!

Johnnycake23 42

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Annie are you OK?

thespiantess 18

Sunday 8 February 2015 11:27

Are you OK, Annie?

dpxantos 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Could be worse, are they asking if you like little boys?

yomomonastick 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

tell them to "beat it"

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

Not as bad as the picture of the drunk optom biting someone's bum at a work party. That's what's pinned up in the staff area where I work?

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:41

Wtf is an optum?

WitEluded 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:12

I guess you know what your office Halloween costume will be this year...

AutisticAbyss 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:14

Nothing wrong with that! Be proud of it!

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