FML : Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout...

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Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 February 2015 09:09 / United States - Pueblo

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By kred | 21

#6195743 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

By LittleBells | 17

#6195758 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

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By kred | 21

#6195743 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

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HyunnK | 18

#6195859 - Sunday 8 February 2015 1:30

Is it the Joker?

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countryb_cth | 38

#6201261 - Friday 13 February 2015 9:37

Oh Oh I know this one its... its... uh.... uh..... Satan !!
Jee I hope I'm write, I need an A on this to pass.

By oathkeeper99 | 31

#6195746 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

I wouldn't even be mad, that's hilarious!

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FweakofCydonia | 40

#6500034 - Sunday 3 January 2016 2:33

To be fair, they probably liked his package more so than the dance move itself. Lol.

By DolphinLaser23 | 24

#6195752 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Haha I feel bad for you but that is pretty funny.

By LittleBells | 17

#6195758 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

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iLike2Teabag | 27

#6195894 - Sunday 8 February 2015 2:14

At least he didn't get caught on camera beating it.

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sstahpp | 33

#6196892 - Monday 9 February 2015 2:28

Just BEAT IT!

By Johnnycake23 | 42

#6195761 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Annie are you OK?

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thespiantess | 18

#6196255 - Sunday 8 February 2015 11:27

Are you OK, Annie?

By dpxantos | 10

#6195763 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Could be worse, are they asking if you like little boys?

By yomomonastick | 9

#6195765 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

tell them to "beat it"

By chazzywazzy654 | 22

#6195766 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

Not as bad as the picture of the drunk optom biting someone's bum at a work party. That's what's pinned up in the staff area where I work?

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wvcheesehead | 13

#6195872 - Sunday 8 February 2015 1:41

Wtf is an optum?

By WitEluded | 13

#6195767 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:12

I guess you know what your office Halloween costume will be this year...

By AutisticAbyss | 10

#6195771 - Sunday 8 February 2015 0:14

Nothing wrong with that! Be proud of it!

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