Work: Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

LittleBells 17

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

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Sunday 8 February 2015 1:30

Is it the Joker?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 13 February 2015 9:37

Oh Oh I know this one its... its... uh.... uh..... Satan !! Jee I hope I'm write, I need an A on this to pass.

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:07

I wouldn't even be mad, that's hilarious!

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Sunday 3 January 2016 2:33

To be fair, they probably liked his package more so than the dance move itself. Lol.

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:08

Haha I feel bad for you but that is pretty funny.

LittleBells 17

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 8 February 2015 2:14

At least he didn't get caught on camera beating it.

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Monday 9 February 2015 2:28

Just BEAT IT!

Johnnycake23 42

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Annie are you OK?

thespiantess 18

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Sunday 8 February 2015 11:27

Are you OK, Annie?

dpxantos 10

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:10

Could be worse, are they asking if you like little boys?

yomomonastick 9

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

tell them to "beat it"

chazzywazzy654 22

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:11

Not as bad as the picture of the drunk optom biting someone's bum at a work party. That's what's pinned up in the staff area where I work?

wvcheesehead 13

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Sunday 8 February 2015 1:41

Wtf is an optum?

WitEluded 13

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:12

I guess you know what your office Halloween costume will be this year...

AutisticAbyss 10

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:14

Nothing wrong with that! Be proud of it!

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