Today, I found out I’m 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a senior in high school. I’m not sure who the father is since I was in a situationship with one guy after my ex, and I broke it off last Halloween. My parents strictly forbade me from dating until I was in college, so I don’t know how to tell them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
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Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
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Ubehage 32
You are not 6 weeks pregnant with someone you broke off with last Halloween.
pbruins84 21
You can have sex without dating.
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pbruins84 21
You can have sex without dating.
purplekanc 24
Hope it works out for you
Ubehage 32
You are not 6 weeks pregnant with someone you broke off with last Halloween.
Studious_Gluteus 20
This is what you get when you try to substitute effective sex education with a blanket ban.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Rip the bandage and just tell them. Come up with a plan on how you are going to support this baby, also get a DNA test. The correct guy deserves to know. it will all work out, speaking from experience. keep your head up, you can do this.
Crowned Sataness 12
well if you were 6 weeks pregnant it would have to be someone you were with 6 weeks ago. Halloween guy ain't it
Taurus_ChicKa 37
No way you don't deserve this, unless you used protection and it failed. I admit your parents' rule is a bit unrealistic, but you still went behind their back. But that aside, you had multiple partners and either didn't use protection (YDI) or it failed (FYL). But still, this is why you shouldn't have one night stands...