Intimacy: Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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I will always be in her thought

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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Excuses, excuses

By TJ. - 17/10/2022 10:00

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

randomguy76 14

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

Comments

McKaylon 11

Thursday 23 April 2015 1:34

Completely unrelated to religion she clearly was crazy anyways

ThatHorse 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:09

You must be Mario because I've never seen a bigger bullet dodge there. Unless she gets pregnant...

Eyalsh 32

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:27

if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. FYL.

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:39

Tell her to go down on you and suck the Satan right out of you.

Miss_Whipped 43

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:43

This makes me think of the South Park episode where they made Christian songs. 'I want to get down on my knees and please Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.'

TJRoy 44

Thursday 23 April 2015 2:52

I wonder if she has done this with other guys? I have heard of guys who like to take virgins then dump them after they have done the deed, maybe she is a female version and has come up with this crazy story. What ever the case, you are better off without a person like that.

Calgirl415 1

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:02

I'm Catholic. Virgin or not it's your own choice, were created in the image of God so we're all good and bad. Being a virgin doesn't make you good or bad, your actions and how you treat people do. Lol but got to love being catholic sin Monday thru Saturday forgiven on Sunday and what other region has more **** base on us!