Be honest

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 08:01

Today, I’m gay but I'm currently on a date with a woman, because when we met yesterday, I was slightly tipsy and thought she was a dude when I asked her out. Plus she said her name is Max, but in the sober light of today, I realised she’s a very tomboyish lady with no boobs. Help me somebody. FML
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Just tell her that you're not interested in a. second date, you don't have to say you thought she was a guy etc. Just that there wasn't a spark, or if you could be friends - that. Either way, it's all good.

Hey, you just asked her out, not to marry you, didn't you? So just go the date, chances are great you do not match. Problem solved. BR

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Hey, you just asked her out, not to marry you, didn't you? So just go the date, chances are great you do not match. Problem solved. BR

Just tell her that you're not interested in a. second date, you don't have to say you thought she was a guy etc. Just that there wasn't a spark, or if you could be friends - that. Either way, it's all good.

Give her a strap-on!

TIP #1 After the date just text her the following day and say "sorry there was no chemistry, it was nice meeting you though". She really does not need to know more. TIP #2 Keep your booze under control

enjoy the date. just because you are gay, doesn't mean you can't be friends and enjoy being around woman. it only means you don't find them sexually attractive. go with the flow.

You could always get drunk and pretend. You may even enjoy yourself...

You want help? Okay, here's a helpful tip - don't get so drunk you can't distinguish between members of the opposite sex.