By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
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Well she sounds lovely.

Perfect opportunity to embarrass the hell out of her. Or you can just troll her and post a picture of you kissing your boyfriend with the caption "You turned me gay."


Belated April Fools prank?

Huh, yeah I would guess. Or she might just be a little nutty.

This is why communication is key in any relationship.

Maybe he shouldn't have led her on. He's clearly not very open about his sexual preferences. Maybe she thought he was your "very friendly" roommate

Well she sounds lovely.

That was implied. You do not add to the joke by stating the obviously implied meaning behind the joke.

Oblivious is more like it.

Sounds like she wants attention!

Ssssshhhhh...... Don't say that out loud. She may dump you too, and then you will have to deal with the same screaming lady all over your facebook page. It may be best to just play dead for a while, and hope the "dump" is not literal.

Its a she.. don't worry.. you're probably ok.. :)

I think what 4 was getting at, is that OP is gay, and there is probably no worries to his relationship because it was a girl that "dumped" him. Hope that clears it up instead of confusing you guys even more

Hahah girls.... absolutely, positively crazy! (but im not gay) haha just pointing that out...

What? And get your hand out of your pants...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

She has some delusional issues

And that's when said friend broke out in tears because they thought you telling them about that book was your way of dumping them.

What's the name of the book?

Run. Run far away.

And never return. -oh were we not quoting lion king?

Run Foresttt...

Suaria 37

Haha omg I was thinking the same exact thing after reading that comment!

there is no hiding from the internet

Tweet tweet I'm a birdy too!

I'm sorry if I sound dumb but what is kcco?

There's this magical site called the chive. I suggest you look into it. Keep calm and chive on!

Well at least your "relationship" is over now...

She should have known after all of this time that you are strictly dickly. Hopefully she get things straight in her head.

Or not, considering OP's orientation

"straight in her head" hehehe

I think the fact that things were "straight in her head" is what caused this problem in the first place.