By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
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SelenaMilkshake 17

Well she sounds lovely.

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EpicSquishii 21

Perfect opportunity to embarrass the hell out of her. Or you can just troll her and post a picture of you kissing your boyfriend with the caption "You turned me gay."

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Huh, yeah I would guess. Or she might just be a little nutty.

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danial1214 21

This is why communication is key in any relationship.

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Bloodjoker 11

Maybe he shouldn't have led her on. He's clearly not very open about his sexual preferences. Maybe she thought he was your "very friendly" roommate

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SelenaMilkshake 17

Well she sounds lovely.

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erichsalvesen 13

That was implied. You do not add to the joke by stating the obviously implied meaning behind the joke.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Oblivious is more like it.

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RAGE5119 9

Sounds like she wants attention!

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wldd0g 9

Ssssshhhhh...... Don't say that out loud. She may dump you too, and then you will have to deal with the same screaming lady all over your facebook page. It may be best to just play dead for a while, and hope the "dump" is not literal.

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jatinbhanot 6

Its a she.. don't worry.. you're probably ok.. :)

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isallwaysme 27

I think what 4 was getting at, is that OP is gay, and there is probably no worries to his relationship because it was a girl that "dumped" him. Hope that clears it up instead of confusing you guys even more

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cja33 8

Hahah girls.... absolutely, positively crazy! (but im not gay) haha just pointing that out...

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iLike2Teabag 27

What? And get your hand out of your pants...

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9lashes 15

She has some delusional issues

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Soloman212 28

And that's when said friend broke out in tears because they thought you telling them about that book was your way of dumping them.

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crazy_bananas 31

What's the name of the book?

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poodle_juice 17

Run. Run far away.

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TxCountryBeauty 10

And never return. -oh were we not quoting lion king?

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Suaria 38

Haha omg I was thinking the same exact thing after reading that comment!

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Bloodjoker 11

I'm sorry if I sound dumb but what is kcco?

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kerrwoof 13

There's this magical site called the chive. I suggest you look into it. Keep calm and chive on!

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clueless05 12

Well at least your "relationship" is over now...

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

She should have known after all of this time that you are strictly dickly. Hopefully she get things straight in her head.

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CinnamonBunny 16

I think the fact that things were "straight in her head" is what caused this problem in the first place.

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