Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.
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EvilLittleGirl
| 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
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venomousflower
| 24
Wow what an asshole
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howard007
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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badluckalex
| 23
More like what a legend
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Morning_fml
| 22
On a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.
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quickit
| 24
What a mother f*cker.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Stiffler, is that you?...
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russfml
| 31
Or Finch, he fucked Stifflers mom lol
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TheBelt
| 19
Took the words right out of my mouth.
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DestinyNiya
| 33
That's what he said
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ProfessorMctitie
| 20
Tell him you fucked his dad
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
what?
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IAmzephyr
| 22
w... would he really mean it too?
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SlimDanny
| 15
This would not help OP in any way.
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ILikeKoalas
| 24
Don't worry, I thought your comment was funny, #2!
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DanCastellaneta
| 17
Overage gay sex? *shivers*
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UnluckyLatina
| 22
Maybe OP is female/ homosexual? You never know
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mahaliah17
| 9
hahaha best comment out of all of them
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span56
| 13
Gayyyyy
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miriamfrank
| 22
At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.
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laureri
| 26
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, fuckin each other's moms."
I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!
I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!
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Revan501
| 15
Jesus I didn't know such a song excisted!
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chocolatejunebug
| 9
You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!
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addisonrose12
| 16
Omg I was gonna post this if it hadn't been posted yet!! Lol glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!
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EvilLittleGirl
| 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
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vbmah
| 12
I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..
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munchly
| 17
Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is
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CoGhostRider
| 31
@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?
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derp_taco
| 22
Come on stop trying to get laid on FML
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daemonsparta
| 16
milf alert
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shino411cute
| 13
She has to have ringlets to be ops mom
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Markovski
| 18
Well... what a mom.
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TheNiceOne
| 20
You don't know the age of the mom...or the best friend...or Op.
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coffeelicious
| 11
Also, what a friend. :/
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
"you fuck my mom, I fuck your mom" it's in the Bible.
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ArsenicApple
| 15
I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with
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randomname98
| 22
#7, you motherfucker!
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, Fuck each other's moooms!!!"
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fie26
| 9
Hamurabi's code demands it
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cutycat136
| 28
Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people
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RainTears
| 15
I don't think it's really necessary to add an "ex" because it's pretty obvious he probably isn't friends with him anymore
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NickACD
| 27
He should then call himself Stifler.
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heirofhope
| 38
What the hell? Can this have a follow up? My guess is that OP's friend may be an adult, or someone they've known who is around their mother's age...or at least, I hope.
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munchly
| 17
Yeah, I hope everyone was old enough for these decisions
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y0ima0wn
| 10
Doesnt matter, had sex.
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hamburgerjung
| 23
But I cried the whole time... ^^
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AlwaysWatching
| 27
Doesn't matter had sex
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Seems to be a bit of an echo here.
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i_lik_tomaters
| 21
Doesn't matter had sex
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starile
| 19
She kept looking at her watch.
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BrotherPhil
| 32
So Yoda's here too, is he?
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socialproduct
| 19
Jedi masters get all the pussy