By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 010
You deserved it 3 668

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The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....


Wow what an asshole

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badluckalex 23

More like what a legend

On a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.

What a mother f*cker.

incoherentrmblr 21

Stiffler, is that you?...

Or Finch, he fucked Stifflers mom lol

Took the words right out of my mouth.

That's what he said

Tell him you fucked his dad

1dvs_bstd 41


IAmzephyr 22

w... would he really mean it too?

This would not help OP in any way.

Don't worry, I thought your comment was funny, #2!

Overage gay sex? *shivers*

Maybe OP is female/ homosexual? You never know

mahaliah17 9

hahaha best comment out of all of them

At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, fuckin each other's moms." I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!

Revan501 15

Jesus I didn't know such a song excisted!

You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!

addisonrose12 16

Omg I was gonna post this if it hadn't been posted yet!! Lol glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..

Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is

@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?

Come on stop trying to get laid on FML

She has to have ringlets to be ops mom

Well... what a mom.

TheNiceOne 20

You don't know the age of the mom...or the best friend...or Op.

coffeelicious 11

Also, what a friend. :/

The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.

1dvs_bstd 41

"you fuck my mom, I fuck your mom" it's in the Bible.

I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with

#7, you motherfucker!

Redoxx_fml 22

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, Fuck each other's moooms!!!"

Hamurabi's code demands it

Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people

I don't think it's really necessary to add an "ex" because it's pretty obvious he probably isn't friends with him anymore

He should then call himself Stifler.

What the hell? Can this have a follow up? My guess is that OP's friend may be an adult, or someone they've known who is around their mother's age...or at least, I hope.

Yeah, I hope everyone was old enough for these decisions

Doesnt matter, had sex.

But I cried the whole time... ^^

Doesn't matter had sex

MzZombicidal 36

Seems to be a bit of an echo here.

Doesn't matter had sex

She kept looking at her watch.

So Yoda's here too, is he?

Jedi masters get all the pussy