By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 010
You deserved it 3 668
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Rkikkas9713 25
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The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.

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EvilLittleGirl 24
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when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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venomousflower 24
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Wow what an asshole

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howard007 18
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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badluckalex 23

More like what a legend

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Morning_fml 22
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On a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.

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quickit 24
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What a mother f*cker.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Stiffler, is that you?...

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russfml 31
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Or Finch, he fucked Stifflers mom lol

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TheBelt 19
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Took the words right out of my mouth.

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DestinyNiya 33
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That's what he said

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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Tell him you fucked his dad

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1dvs_bstd 41

what?

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IAmzephyr 22

w... would he really mean it too?

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SlimDanny 15
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This would not help OP in any way.

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ILikeKoalas 24
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Don't worry, I thought your comment was funny, #2!

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DanCastellaneta 17
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Overage gay sex? *shivers*

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UnluckyLatina 22
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Maybe OP is female/ homosexual? You never know

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mahaliah17 9

hahaha best comment out of all of them

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miriamfrank 22
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At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.

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laureri 26
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"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, fuckin each other's moms." I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!

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Revan501 15

Jesus I didn't know such a song excisted!

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chocolatejunebug 9
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You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!

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addisonrose12 16

Omg I was gonna post this if it hadn't been posted yet!! Lol glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!

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EvilLittleGirl 24
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when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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vbmah 12
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I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..

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munchly 17
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Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is

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CoGhostRider 31
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@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?

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derp_taco 22
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Come on stop trying to get laid on FML

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shino411cute 13
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She has to have ringlets to be ops mom

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Markovski 18
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Well... what a mom.

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TheNiceOne 20

You don't know the age of the mom...or the best friend...or Op.

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coffeelicious 11

Also, what a friend. :/

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Rkikkas9713 25
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The only logical thing to do now is to fuck his mother.

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1dvs_bstd 41

"you fuck my mom, I fuck your mom" it's in the Bible.

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ArsenicApple 15
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I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with

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randomname98 22
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#7, you motherfucker!

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Redoxx_fml 22

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, Fuck each other's moooms!!!"

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fie26 9
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Hamurabi's code demands it

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cutycat136 28
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Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people

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RainTears 15
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I don't think it's really necessary to add an "ex" because it's pretty obvious he probably isn't friends with him anymore

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NickACD 27
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He should then call himself Stifler.

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heirofhope 38
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What the hell? Can this have a follow up? My guess is that OP's friend may be an adult, or someone they've known who is around their mother's age...or at least, I hope.

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munchly 17
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Yeah, I hope everyone was old enough for these decisions

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y0ima0wn 10
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Doesnt matter, had sex.

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hamburgerjung 23
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But I cried the whole time... ^^

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AlwaysWatching 27
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Doesn't matter had sex

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MzZombicidal 36

Seems to be a bit of an echo here.

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i_lik_tomaters 21
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Doesn't matter had sex

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starile 19
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She kept looking at her watch.

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BrotherPhil 33
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So Yoda's here too, is he?

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socialproduct 19
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Jedi masters get all the pussy

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