FML : Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better...

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Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

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By anonymous - / Monday 1 June 2009 07:05 / Korea Republic of

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By fortytwo | 0

#250868 - Monday 1 June 2009 03:58

Inform her that you got all your looks from her.

By Dogmaw | 0

#250866 - Monday 1 June 2009 03:57

Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.

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By JaneDoe_71 | 0

#250848 - Monday 1 June 2009 03:53

Hey guys! This story has been sent to us from Korea ;)

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1038000 - Monday 21 June 2010 09:56

so.......?

UntoldLife | 18

#6020288 - Sunday 27 July 2014 02:42

We can see...

Kazze | 31

#6248307 - Tuesday 31 March 2015 07:38

Props to whoever found a way to thumbs down a staff member's comment. That's an achievement in itself.

By Dogmaw | 0

#250866 - Monday 1 June 2009 03:57

Start leaving brochures for the worst nursing homes in town laying around the house.

By fortytwo | 0

#250868 - Monday 1 June 2009 03:58

Inform her that you got all your looks from her.

Laylette | 21

#6222168 - Thursday 5 March 2015 03:48

win ^

By emer_helena | 0

#250894 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:07

Some old people are just so bitter towards any kind of youth. Dont take it personally

By redbluegreen | 40

#250896 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:07

As if attackers really take a good look at your face anyway...

By RLJJ | 0

#250898 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:07

Such a fucking bitch doesn't deserve to be called "mom". By the way, are you sure she actually IS your mother ?

By gaby904 | 0

#250903 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:08

HAHA #1 is hilarious! Yea pretty bitchy thing to say for a mom, but hey, she could've just been joking... right?

By Jackthestripper | 0

#250905 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:09

Wow. What a bitch. What system were you planning on learning?

By TattooedToDeath | 0

#250906 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:09

i thought all koreans knew kung fu anyways ;P jk (:

AsianCookie247 | 14

#2930524 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:00

yeaahh - they got their Jackie Chan skills ;)

andieraimundo | 0

#3301298 - Saturday 17 September 2011 01:37

Umm isnt jackie chan chinese?

By laurisshnazzy | 0

#250909 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:10

More like a FHL, you have her genes.

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