Death, Noise and Gun control: Spooked - FML

Spooked

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Levi2411 41

Thursday 18 March 2021 8:20

I do believe her life sucked more than yours.

Warp1978 15

Thursday 18 March 2021 11:20

Time to move.

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Levi2411 41

Thursday 18 March 2021 8:20

I do believe her life sucked more than yours.

cuz803 44

Thursday 18 March 2021 20:06

It's not life if you're dead

Levi2411 41

Thursday 18 March 2021 20:26

Past tense.

Warp1978 15

Thursday 18 March 2021 11:20

Time to move.

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 18 March 2021 14:27

Well that’s heartbreaking

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 March 2021 17:47

I guess he had a "bad day" like that asshole in Atlanta. On the bright side, I won't feel so much self-loathing when I have a "bad day" and overdo it with the junk food!

peterblackmer91 12

Thursday 18 March 2021 20:29

I have to say that I definitely think she was the one who really got ******.

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