Neighbours, Scary and Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god,...

By ldrik1 - 11/06/2014 20:36 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

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Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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Thursday 12 June 2014 5:48

Well that blows

Paco_el_Taco 17

Thursday 12 June 2014 5:48

Well at least you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse begins.

Comments

Turkeythug123 6

Friday 13 June 2014 5:37

I'm going to guess your a liberal

oped01 8

Friday 13 June 2014 5:38

I'd say you need to get to work on a bigger cannon!!

capnbzarr 43

Friday 13 June 2014 6:50

Yeah, normally I have a no-snitching policy, but in this case I'm gonna have to ask that you notify the ATF. Because no good can come of this.

GoodOptions 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:01

Funny how all of a sudden you want the help of law enforcement. You know, only when it's convenient.

rocket23 7

Friday 13 June 2014 8:53

Op needs to get out there and join in the fun ;)

Demonyx 6

Friday 13 June 2014 11:37

If he hasn't threatened you with it, or dragged it onto your property, then why is it any of your business? I guess if he test fires it at all hours of the night, then you have grounds for a noise complaint. But ,otherwise, you should get off his jock, and let it go.

enderless 6

Friday 13 June 2014 16:26

I think you're being a little dramatic. My uncle builds cannons. He's retired, so it keeps him busy and turns a little profit. As long as he's careful and respectful when testing it it is not more dangerous than some other hobbies.

oatmeal96 10

Friday 13 June 2014 18:16

I want a cannon!

justbigbs 6

Friday 13 June 2014 21:34

If that thing aims at your house, you know you can call the FBI and the ATF right !?, SHIT, I rat out my neighbors do anything that will jeopardize my safety