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By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 655

By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2014 10:55 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 124

Light 5

By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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MichellinMan 20

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.

tylersign 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.

Comments

upyourzlolz 11

Friday 23 September 2011 0:49

Thats because your taking quantum physics.

upyourzlolz 11

Friday 23 September 2011 0:49

Thats because your taking quantum physics.

fez667 0

Friday 23 September 2011 0:55

id just report him to the dean and get a new teach sounds like hes a ass

ryaninreverse 3

Friday 23 September 2011 1:18

Well, you ARE from Ohio...

extremebro69 4

Friday 23 September 2011 1:19

I remember when I had Professor Chaos last year, he gave out weird assignments....

marmadillo 0

Friday 23 September 2011 1:54

Ha! I would tell him to shove itt

Jirekianu2 19

Friday 23 September 2011 1:57

If this was about your opinion? Complain to the department head or dean. If this was about your technical knowledge then suck it up and learn. Especially if he's right.