By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
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danial1214 21

Call her mom a cracker and see how she feels about it

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calilovesneb 12

Why would she even want to call your mother such a disrespectful word in the first place? Deal breaker for sure.

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danial1214 21

Call her mom a cracker and see how she feels about it

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Grauncho 27

A piece by Louis C. K. Comes to mind, *sarcastically* "Oh you called me a cracker. Wow. My day is totally ruined now."

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phoenixslayer69 4

A cracker is a term from slavery, for white people cracking a whip. So why would he use it?

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babyblueyes 27

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Demonfish 14

What is that agonised sound? Is it the mating call of a howler monkey? Nope, just the death throes of my faith in humanity.....

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Demonfish 14

No, I would not wish to alter my genetics. I would however rather like to stay as far away from large populations of my species as possible.

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calilovesneb 12

Why would she even want to call your mother such a disrespectful word in the first place? Deal breaker for sure.

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UsagiArwen 23

First try to make sure she understands. But if she doesn't, kick her to the curb and move on with your life. In my opinion, no one should be using the n-word, no matter what color skin you have. For her to do that, is completely disrespectful.

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Whytetrash 21

She's totally the girl to bring home to meet your parents.

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mega20913 8

there's no situation in which this would be acceptable..even if she was trying to be funny, the awkwardness that I'm sure followed her saying it would outweigh any humor that she thought would come from it

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xx000o 27

Why are you dating somebody with the mental capacity of a third grader?

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