Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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MichellinMan 20
Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.
tylersign 11
Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.
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Comments (212)
Livzii 5
not ur fault
leadman1989 16
Everyone, insulting the professor is premature, we have no idea how dumb op is. What of he was showing them pictures of earth and op asked "what are all those white things?" I'd snap too!
cj7jeep 1
Hahaha that was a good one 31..
howdmynosego 12
What white things?
_Athena_ 10
Oh wow...I'm going to college in Ohio right now. Wonder if this happened at my school.
PandaFlavoured 0
Now this is completely off topic, but, your username suggests you are the daughter of Zeus, Athena, who was born out of the top of Zeus' head, fully grown, with armour. May I ask, what was it like being birthed in such a strange way..?
Pendragon525 0
Please tell me it's not UD, lol. My FIL was a professor there.
perdix 31
It wouldn't happen to be the one in Athens, would it? If so, please PM me.
Letter0 0
I want to blow up my school, **** wasting bullets
GabbyCharityM 0
Maybe he was on his man-period. Or just PMSing.
Skittlepickle 13
I think my mom was a former teacher of yours. Do we have to move again?
xxlexayxx 0
nice hose of words.....he should get a medal
xxlexayxx 0
choice*
aPieceOfFruit 16
Epic Fail
RabbitPressure1 6
Epic fail like your face?
xxlexayxx 0
mean
tylersign 11
I liked hose of words.
thinkingatheist 8
Well, what kind of gun are you going to use?
Snookie85 19
Lol! I have a 9mm you can borrow! Hahaha
ikickgingers 15
108- you scare me
Letter0 0
Why waste ammo? Just blow up the school.
s0m3guy2010 21
This is probably coming from a professor who is only qualified to teach underwater basket weaving as an optional elective. Maybe you should bring some shiny objects to class to distract your professor whenever he throws a temper tantrum.