Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
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Top comments
crisspz 4
butterfly's are supposed to be graceful....
Fahrenheit63 5
this is called 'Butterfly Effect'
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crisspz 4
butterfly's are supposed to be graceful....
ShoutForever 6
Haha this comment made my night xD
gunmania0 12
Then you must have a pretty boring life.
courtneyward 1
That awkward moment when you hurt a little kid and everyone thinks you're a maniac
volley4eva1698 0
6-girrll(or guy doesn't say) don't put yo number on a public site...not a good idea
volley4eva1698 0
6-girrll(or guy doesn't say) don't put yo number on a public site..not a good idea
imosim 0
agreed 29 horrible idea and you would have to be pretty desperate to do it any way...
Friaza 29
Mind if I squeeze inbetween the spam here.
ohmygodthatsux 0
I saw that exhibit!!!!
PutItIn 8
OC=out of control
rocketeer_97 1
Hahaha sorry OP, but that is funny. FYL!
soccergurl95 8
That awkward moment when you accidentally slap a 7 year old...
takanuva0123 0
Is the same moment where you realize you are not a butterfly.
fuzz97 23
The awkward moment when you realize you have nothing original or funny to say, so you decide to say "The awkward moment when..."
volley4eva1698 0
that awkward moment when someone takes a selfie in a bikini while inside a house...then uses it as their FML pic
soccerphanatic 1
Whats up soccergurl!!
21sicko10 1
what up
soccergurl95 8
that awkward moment when a troll ^^^ tries to be cool.
wizard430 2
you are hotter than hello my phone started to melt :)
crisspz 4
the awkward moment when I "tug it" to your hot pic ;)
DeadSorrow 3
maybe he thought you were just a twin XD yeah no chance..
Fahrenheit63 5
this is called 'Butterfly Effect'
ifrigginheartyou 8
fly away my child, b4 the cops come a runnin
iAmScrubs 19
Now would be a good time to stretch those butterfly wings and fly away.
ixheartxyou 1
LOL u have the funniest comments
DeadSorrow 3
maybe he thought you were just a twin XD yeah no chance..
Jdeluxh 12
Pimp hand strong.
1958x 6
That poor little girl. At least it was an accident.