Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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MichellinMan 20
Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.
tylersign 11
Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.
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Comments (212)
perdix 31
You were probably taught that Italian is just English with extra vowels at the end of each word. "Helpa me pusha my carro to the garage-o so I canna get it offa the streeta." Surprise, this is not real Italian.
lakebitch01 0
Little harsh, but hysterical!!
OfficeNinja 5
sounds like a "terrorist threat" to me! report his ass and have him investigated. as an added bonus, if he fails you - harassment! win win for you.
Wtfnotgay 4
Your entire life is a lie!
THE_A_TEEN 28
The cake is a lie.
JumbledGirl 2
Fail
Snookie85 19
Its going to be 1 long failing year, hahaha
calisto_fml 3
You're doing a lot better than the current generation hoo talk lik dis. So I would assume your professor has issues.
rawrr61 4
So I'm sitting on the screen trying to decide how to vote on this one. But you don't necessarily deserve it, nor does your life suck. I found this pretty comical, like I could see the guy blowing up in your face, throwing papers at you and storming off..
BritLass 15
Damn that sucks!! I hate teachers that do that! Good luck with your exams! (:
j_cat187 20
Drop that class
Snookie85 19
No kidding! Drop it or switch teachers
henrygondorff 2
I have seen this from the prof's point of view. Sometimes people do get to the next level with incredibly crappy educations. He is not saying that OP is stupid, just poorly taught. It is rather frustrating to try to teach people who have not been properly prepared.