Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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MichellinMan 20
Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.
tylersign 11
Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.
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Comments (212)
shrdlu 28
His saying that you know nothing and that everything you've ever learned is wrong is a logical contradiction in itself. Even if what you've learned is wrong, you've still learned something. P.S. For all work in this course, do things his way (if you can understand it).
soccer4life20 9
Thank you OP, for making my day with your misfortunate FML. Rotflmfao!!!!
1_day_soon 0
I agree with 56. As a professor he should not act in such a childish way. Report him ASAP!
JustJaredfied 0
Do you go to Shawnee?
shrdlu 28
Is there any way you can "casually" mention what your prof said to other instructors in that department who've taught you the same subject?
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
He seems very supportive.....
mccutie936 6
Lol
Bless23 0
Tell him his birth certificate is an appolgy letter from the condom factory
gnick424 3
Punch him and rip his throat out
Honda288 2
Well, is he right?