Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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Comments (403)
Slhruman 4
So the DAY your boyfriend dies you decide to post this on FML? Either you are lying are a very insensitive bitch.
chelsealately 0
whoever hit the YDI button is a douche bag like grow up. and sorry for your loss "/ and sorry that you have ignorant friends
justsayfuck 5
Yes, and it's also just a coincidence that every single FML starts with 'Today' and ends with 'FML'.
DocBastard 40
A) It's probable this didn't happen today. All FML's start with "Today," B) This isn't insensitive at all. She is looking for (and getting) sympathy. C) The only one here being insensitive is you for accusing her of lying or being insensitive.
ideasrule 13
I think this FML would be much better if the last sentence was left out. This shortened version would show the OP's humanity and compassion. As it is now, the FML makes the OP seem a bit selfish, as if the only reason she cared about the professor was because she was dating his son.
nisey3313 11
Shes just telling how this also applies to her life and not just her professors
lil_miss_blair 0
omg op i'm sooo sorry. that's terrible. your friends seem like jerks. if you want someone to talk to you can message me.
Emrysa 1
Today is automatically added to the FML, doesn't mean it was posted today. Guess that makes you the insensitive bitch.
jmcr 27
How does that make her an insensitive bitch? Its not as if she has control of when her thing is posted honestly the only insensitive bitch i see is you right now
anna1414 2
I'm sorry to hear that. wow get some new friends they are so heartless
stevenmx86 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel bad you lost a loved one but you can't expect everyone else to be depressed just because you are..
Doortje 30
She doesn't expect them to be depressed, but cheering? Seriously?
emaryllis 0
It's not like she expected them to be depressed. Ever heard of human decency? You cheer if class is canceled because of a snow day or a power shortage. Not when someone dies.
Enderspeaker 2
This is not logical considering the circumstances. Please try again.
rasta_pasta 4
There's no such thing as human decency, people give their condolences only because they'll be judged as heartless if they don't. The funny thing is that if you ask these people about it a few days down the road most of them will have no idea what you're talking about.
blo0_starZz 0
I COMPLETELY agree with rasta :/. The society we live in.. it's as ****** as the trolls.
apology89 2
That's horrible =(
Barette_fml 7
Your classmates are assholes. Even if they didn't know the son like you did, it's still cruel to clap and cheer over his death because they get a few weeks off.
kcrnpl 0
agreed! how horrible to celebrate any death! that's just wrong. I'm so sorry for your loss. and as far as dating her instructors son goes, what's wrong with that? she has freedom to see who she wants.
docscientist 10
It would be celebrating despite his death.
purple_sarah88 0
Still insensitive!
bbygirlsmiles 0
Wow, OP I am so sorry.. Sorry for your loss, sorry for your professors loss and sorry that your friends are ignorant-*****. RIP <3