Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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kkmarie6 0
I am so sorry for your loss. I agree with everyone-get new friends! :(
ideasrule 13
I think this FML would be a lot better if the last sentence was left out. The shortened version would show the OP's humanity and compassion. As it is, the FML makes the OP seem a bit selfish, as if she only cared about the professor's son because he was her BF.
Yarrachel 16
I wouldn't say it is selfish to be more upset that her boyfriend died than she would be if he had been a stranger to her.
ideasrule 13
I agree. However, when I read the first two sentences, I thought "wow, she posted a FML over this. I admire her selfless compassion for her professor." Then I read the last sentence. I felt sorry for her, but that sense of admiration was gone.
5upernova 3
Even if you were not dating your professor's son, your classmates are quite horrible, yes? Cheering about someone's death so that they will get time off --; Just wait till classes resume again. Everyone is going to be rushed to finish everything that is due, or they are not going to learn everything they are suppose to learn.
nikkileighlove 0
oh my gosh. that would completely break my heart. my condolences.
lexiemae97 9
awwwwwww I'm so sorry! :(((((((((
Abllinckin 3
this is the only fml ive ever read that made me feel sorry for someone.....
knelson19 0
Oh my gosh, OP. I'm so sorry! I have nightmares about that happening to my boyfriend. Stay strong and I wish you the best! :(
jacquelynmmm 0
dude what the ****. your friends are totally ****** up I'm so sorry
ShrukiantheMad 0
Boo freakin hoo. He died, it's gonna happen to you too hon. If my partner had just died I and it were serious, I would be too busy mourning over them. Not posting it on an online site. But, still FYL.
BlargHonk 0
You are a bloody berk, you know that? Saying "Someone died, it'll happen to you too, get over it" is no way to talk to someone who has not only just lost a romantic partner, but listened to people cheer about it.
Kesler_17 0
140, you're a heartless bastard. It's obvious that you've never lost someone you deeply care about. And the fact that you think his death is no big deal shows just how insensitive you are. Maybe when you lose someone you'll realize how painful it is and "boo hoo" yourself.
iLoveJoseph 0
wow, it'd be hilarious if someone you cared about died right now .. actually it wouldn't be funny because you would be so hurt. and see I have a heart, unlike you, and I'd actually feel bad for you. you're a ******* dick.
Coeliacchic93 21
all FMLs HAVE to start with the word 'Today' it could've happened a long time ago. poor you OP, Certainly don't listen to this heartless douchenozzle!
julien672 0
I'm so sorry <3 :(