Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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Comments (403)
thebigblue 2
I realize you never got out of middle school pimp wanna be, but what does it matter if she dates a professors son?
calebusawesomer 0
if you are making this up it's not funny and your friend are now made to look like ***** but if not sorry for you guys loss
nellienufflenew 5
you poor thing!!! I'm so sorry!!!
gamegirl77 0
That's terrible! Sorry about you and the professor's loss :(
varkey 7
why would people cheer about it? even if you weren't dating him, that's ****** up that they cheered someone's death. they aren't your friends
nvrfllnluv 0
when my godmom died i missed school for an entire week including a couple of huge tests that i wasnt prepares for and i was definitely not happy desoiré the fact that my mom let me stay home. the people cheering was insensitive and rude.
BlargHonk 0
I don't understand your post. Please don't return to the site until you can formulate writing that is at least 50% parseable.
nvrfllnluv 0
actually this was a reply to number 52 (?) I'm not sure why it didn't show upas such. keep your rude comments to yourself.
secretlyvictoria 1
I understood it 100%. Regardless, she has the right to post her opinions in whatever way she wants, 163.
ben2169 0
what else thats ****** up is people are saying she deserved it how does any body deserve that
lemonzone25 17
Why were they cheering? THEIR PROFRSSOR'S ******* SON DIED. I'd be crying.
hahablood 0
Aww I'm soo sorry that must be hard
takemewithy0u 0
What good people...