Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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crispie4 0
I find this one hard to believe I'm sorry but in your post you state that you post this on the day he past if you was so upset why was you on fml? And also how did you and your friends find out straight after it happened? I'm sorry but this has way to many holes for me to believe it if it is true then I am sorry but as of now I just don't believe it x
Lisa89 3
FFS, how many times!? FML are suppose to start with today, no matter when they happened!?!?! Just becasue she put 'today' doesn't mean it happened today!!!!!
Alex_The_Human 2
D: oh my god thats terrible
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP, I am so sorry! That is truly awful and I can't even begin to imagine how you and his family feel right now.
ScaryyMary 14
KaySL - Hear, hear. meteor_stream - He's a troll, it's what he does. The more people get butthurt over his comments, the more he pleasures himself. EDIT: Shit, this was supposed to be a reply to #68 >________
fuzz97 23
I would kill your friends, if they were mine.
lionheart822 13
yeah cause what OP needs at this moment is more dead friends. >_> very well thought out plan. (sarcasm)
xGraycloud 4
oh my gosh, that's awful! );
tucansam555 3
that's messed up I'm sorry op
jlperry31 10
I agree. from what she said yes they knew. which makes them d&$ks. karma gets them good I hope
valri3 0
Why would someone deserve this??? Anyone???
shane1990 0
u should proly find new friends