Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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Comments (403)
KyRidHEART 0
Aw, I so sorry. But seriously? "Ok guys, my son just died in a car wreck." "DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE CLASS?!" sniff "yeah" "YEAH!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!!HIGHFIVE!" wowww
nikkileighlove 0
Hahahahahahahahaha that's so messed up yet so funny
ecfrost 4
Man, that really sucks. I'm very sorry. But sometimes people are dumbasses and just think "Yes! No class" instead of the bigger picture. Life sucks.
PerryMerry 0
that sucks I'm uber sorry for your and your professor's loss!!! and your friends are uber arses!!!
iHateThisLife 10
no more A's for u
Kebby8D 2
This is probably one of the saddest fmls I've read on this site (and I've read a lot). I'm sorry for your loss. That really sucks.
GeraldisTheG 3
shotgun fail
megaaann_fml 9
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Your friends must be jerks. Also, to those 300 sadists who think she derserves to lose her partner, go **** yourselves.
EvilSpirt 5
*beeeeeeeeeping* friends but ummm I think that's the true meaning of the word NERD
redheadedmonster 24
why in the hell would 264 people think that OP deserved this? anyways I'm so sorry for your and the professors loss and hope you have some decent friends to help you through this.
SiobahnR 0
and the first thing to do is go and complain about it in fml. hmmm yes, makes sense to me.
purple_sarah88 0
Not the first thing silly, every FML has to begin with the word Today, it could in fact have happened weeks ago.