FML : Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling...

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:07 / United States - San Francisco

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By xlord | 27

#6200245 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:05

What are the odds of him having to go to Vegas because of his dad's death?

By spatula232 | 25

#6200298 - Thursday 12 February 2015 10:10

Don't know if that was a gambling reference or not

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By xlord | 27

#6200245 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:05

What are the odds of him having to go to Vegas because of his dad's death?

spatula232 | 25

#6200298 - Thursday 12 February 2015 10:10

Don't know if that was a gambling reference or not

Retaheki | 27

#6200399 - Thursday 12 February 2015 13:49

He has to gamble for his dad's mortal soul, #30.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6200796 - Thursday 12 February 2015 22:21

One in one, apparently.

Ianamis | 6

#6200836 - Thursday 12 February 2015 23:13

He could be from Vegas ya know people live there right?

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6201202 - Friday 13 February 2015 8:16

Gambling, strippers/prostitutes, Viagra, and dead relatives... Is say the odds are pretty good...

By Alexandraaaaa_ | 13

#6200246 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:06

He was dead serious.

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6200256 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:22

Your icon describes exactly how I feel about the unnecessary nature of this comment.

UhHuhHoney | 20

#6200269 - Thursday 12 February 2015 9:02

Unnecessary comment.

ChrissyRaz | 9

#6200275 - Thursday 12 February 2015 9:18

No... Just no

xxNIGHTxx_fml | 17

#6200315 - Thursday 12 February 2015 10:58

Too soon.

By Charles900 | 16

#6200248 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:08

You and your big mouth.

photographer49 | 22

#6200282 - Thursday 12 February 2015 9:47

#4 pretty sure everyone cheered when they found out their teacher was going to he absent in high school.

brssps1 | 19

#6201352 - Friday 13 February 2015 13:11

OP isn't Monica Lewinski..

By kiki1705 | 20

#6200249 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:09

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

buckdharma | 35

#6200283 - Thursday 12 February 2015 9:47

I was thinking a zombie could do quite well in Vegas. Potential victims aren't going anywhere until the roulette stops, and he could have a deal with the house to only eat winners.

By PhatCake | 10

#6200250 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:10

Daaaaaaaamn that sucks OP :/ for both you and your teacher

grimpeeper | 13

#6200778 - Thursday 12 February 2015 22:04

No shit.

By swanheart | 35

#6200251 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:11

Well you're not psychic are you? You couldn't have known that! Don't feel too bad op

BobbieH | 19

#6200996 - Friday 13 February 2015 1:48

If OP had allowed the teacher to finish their sentence he would have known. OP deserves it for being rude and interrupting like that.

By RebeccaRFT | 18

#6200252 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:12

You're still a jerk. I want to slap people who purposefully make happy cheers when their teacher announced they are leaving. Believe it or not, teachers have feelings too

usmcmischief | 9

#6200253 - Thursday 12 February 2015 8:19

I guess I took the OP's "woohoo" as they were happy because the teacher gets to go to Vegas and most likely would be gambling. I took it as the OP was happy for the teacher to have a break.