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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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By natalieeee - 18/03/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was talking to this really nice guy who likes me, and he tells me he's packing. I asked him where he was going, he said Puerto Rico. And I said "LUCKY!" He replied "it's for the funeral". I forgot his grandma had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 14:14

Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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By ... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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By Mitch - 08/11/2016 04:50

Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML

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xlord 27

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:05

What are the odds of him having to go to Vegas because of his dad's death?

spatula232 25

Thursday 12 February 2015 10:10

Don't know if that was a gambling reference or not

Comments

xlord 27

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:05

What are the odds of him having to go to Vegas because of his dad's death?

spatula232 25

Thursday 12 February 2015 10:10

Don't know if that was a gambling reference or not

Retaheki 27

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:49

He has to gamble for his dad's mortal soul, #30.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:21

One in one, apparently.

Ianamis 6

Thursday 12 February 2015 23:13

He could be from Vegas ya know people live there right?

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 13 February 2015 8:16

Gambling, strippers/prostitutes, Viagra, and dead relatives... Is say the odds are pretty good...

Alexandraaaaa_ 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:06

He was dead serious.

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:22

Your icon describes exactly how I feel about the unnecessary nature of this comment.

UhHuhHoney 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 9:02

Unnecessary comment.

ChrissyRaz 9

Thursday 12 February 2015 9:18

No... Just no

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 10:58

Too soon.

Charles900 16

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:08

You and your big mouth.

photographer49 22

Thursday 12 February 2015 9:47

#4 pretty sure everyone cheered when they found out their teacher was going to he absent in high school.

brssps1 19

Friday 13 February 2015 13:11

OP isn't Monica Lewinski..

kiki1705 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:09

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

buckdharma 37

Thursday 12 February 2015 9:47

I was thinking a zombie could do quite well in Vegas. Potential victims aren't going anywhere until the roulette stops, and he could have a deal with the house to only eat winners.

PhatCake 10

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:10

Daaaaaaaamn that sucks OP :/ for both you and your teacher

grimpeeper 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:04

No shit.

swanheart 35

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:11

Well you're not psychic are you? You couldn't have known that! Don't feel too bad op

BobbieH 19

Friday 13 February 2015 1:48

If OP had allowed the teacher to finish their sentence he would have known. OP deserves it for being rude and interrupting like that.

RebeccaRFT 18

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:12

You're still a jerk. I want to slap people who purposefully make happy cheers when their teacher announced they are leaving. Believe it or not, teachers have feelings too

usmcmischief 9

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:19

I guess I took the OP's "woohoo" as they were happy because the teacher gets to go to Vegas and most likely would be gambling. I took it as the OP was happy for the teacher to have a break.