Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they are busy.
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Comments (96)
prettyinpink93 0
I'm so sorry:(
rickygee 0
same thing happened to me it was sad
purdygal 0
hahaha same thng happened 2 me
lindsaysue 4
I think the true FML here is that the op's phone became self aware and now makes decisions. The phone wants you to be lonely.
vadroman 0
loooser :(
margaret1997 0
Maybe your a boring texter? I have a friend who hates when people dont reply back and yet all they say is yeah when you do txt them. Maybe you should be a little more fun?(:
atomicmrpelly 2
Not surprised you attention seeking *****!
dontaddup 0
you don't even have a clue what your talking about to you?
teeheelicious 2
ha loser... jkjk dey mightve just nt seen the post or something
zak1412 0
or you can just post it again