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When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a whore and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

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lol WTF ?! ok at omit that last comment! I meant, I hope you have a big dick at least!

I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a whore and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

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No, Fortuitous, sully the penguin is right. The nervous impulses that are initiated in the vagus nerve generally do stay in the vagus nerve until they are conveyed back to the central nervous system for processing. And the harpies are generally regarded to be vicious and cruel woman-headed birds, so of course they would continue hunting you until they caught you. It all makes perfect sense! How could you miss this?

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I have no idea! Forgive me; I'm on high alert today for spelling errors. Oh, and my God, that was brilliant. Well played, Doctor Bastard, well played indeed.

It's possible that she's telling the truth. Some people use dating sites just for casual hook-ups and whatnot. Don't be too discouraged!

When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

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