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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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You deserved it 12 535

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By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 12 233

By Tay Tay - 19/11/2010 13:55

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

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You deserved it 9 729

By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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You deserved it 4 075

By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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You deserved it 2 069

By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

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You deserved it 31 726

perdix 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:08

I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:01

Maybe they are busy.

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jrtepechis 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:38

I did the same no one replied

akna5000 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:44

whose fault is that.

mandypandypants 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:09

Nobody likes you. Get over it. Go find a new sandbox to play in.

loneshade 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:18

07770849343 xD

dmmcintyre3 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:23

CDMA was invinted AFTER GSM.

ifmtony 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:27

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uberletepoon 10

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:41

more reason to switch to twitter

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:50

The best comment for this would have been if no one commented at all.

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:58

If I could thumbs up this 100 times...

saleha97 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:08

just face it; you're not interesting. at. all.

lordcaliburx 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:15

oh boo hoo. god forbid everyone stops what they are doing and text you.

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