Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they are busy.
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Comments (96)
jrtepechis 6
I did the same no one replied
akna5000 0
whose fault is that.
mandypandypants 4
Nobody likes you. Get over it. Go find a new sandbox to play in.
loneshade 7
07770849343 xD
dmmcintyre3 8
CDMA was invinted AFTER GSM.
ifmtony 0
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uberletepoon 10
more reason to switch to twitter
Calyx_fml 22
The best comment for this would have been if no one commented at all.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
If I could thumbs up this 100 times...
saleha97 4
just face it; you're not interesting. at. all.
lordcaliburx 0
oh boo hoo. god forbid everyone stops what they are doing and text you.