Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML
Today, I woke up my friend and had him take me to the ER. I had trouble breathing and my chest hurt, so the doctor put me on an EKG and took X-rays. I had strained my chest lifting weights at the gym earlier that day and pulled a muscle, and now thanks to my massive anxiety I have a $700 hospital bill. FML
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Top comments
tylercoffman420 19
tell him to **** off and leave
Liamj774 36
Suck it up. With your collapsed lung, of course.
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Comments (101)
derangedplanet 23
I would tell you to tell him off. but I imagine that might leave you a little breathless
citrusglass 22
Is he not aware of this? Anyway, HE doesn't have the disadvantage of a collapsed lung yet what does he do?
deerhunter25 11
Give him the middle finger and walk out the door lol
imnotc00l 10
I'm not sure flipping a teacher off is ever a good idea. Even if he deserves it.
C001Gir1 17
Ask your parents to explain that to him. If he is that stupid, maybe it would help!
captainsmegma 12
Try harder?
band13geek 16
OP's in gym after being in the hospital collapsed lung. How can she try harder?!?!
EvilTurtle 35
he*
WitEluded 13
There are some PE teachers that live for the day they can yell at a student, "Are both of your lungs collapsed? No? Ok then keep running!"
Kurby14 21
your PE teacher is a dick. sorry OP hope you heal up ok!
band13geek 16
If that's the case, then why the hell are you in gym?! Get a doctor's note about it and shove it in his face. Then (in your head of course, we don't want him to yell at you more.) tell him to **** off.
Lalala579121 28
Just breathe with your other lung.
band13geek 16
Guys, we found OP's gym teacher.