Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
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Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML
Today, I woke up my friend and had him take me to the ER. I had trouble breathing and my chest hurt, so the doctor put me on an EKG and took X-rays. I had strained my chest lifting weights at the gym earlier that day and pulled a muscle, and now thanks to my massive anxiety I have a $700 hospital bill. FML
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tylercoffman420 19
tell him to **** off and leave
Liamj774 36
Suck it up. With your collapsed lung, of course.
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Comments (101)
feeloona 18
Maybe he forgot? If not, he's a douche :(
bellarrr 5
Insensitive bitch
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Really?? A P.E. teacher yelled at you? I'd ask him/her to kindly **** off and what his/her problem is. They can't do anything about it. Did they know your situation? If not, did you calmly explain it to them? If the answers are 'yes' then report the teachers behavior to the principal.
corky1992 33
Makes me think of the pe teacher I had in elementary school. She was so rude like that! She definitely shouldn't be working with kids because she pushed them way too hard. You'd think they'd understand when it came to your health and would cut you a break.
itsme82 18
Yes throw things at him.. Because assault is always a good idea.
DoDaJulio 13
Get a note from your parents so you don't have to do PE at all
thejonac 21
wow he's hella inconsiderate
Omniprism 15
Complain about him to the office. He needs to keep himself in check.
bapbap_fml 15
Very easy to make it look like an accident, balls are always flying around in a gym and people often get hit by accident.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
In the words of Eric cartman: kick him in the nuts