Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
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Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML
Today, I woke up my friend and had him take me to the ER. I had trouble breathing and my chest hurt, so the doctor put me on an EKG and took X-rays. I had strained my chest lifting weights at the gym earlier that day and pulled a muscle, and now thanks to my massive anxiety I have a $700 hospital bill. FML
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Top comments
tylercoffman420 19
tell him to **** off and leave
Liamj774 36
Suck it up. With your collapsed lung, of course.
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Comments (101)
Witchylady 18
You need to yell back at her.
ohSNAPyall 27
Even if you don't have a note, just sit on the bleachers until you have one.
hardcorefan16 22
You actually have something wrong with you but your teacher has the nerve to complain about it? That's not right.
hardcorefan16 22
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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
Tell that bitch to **** off and maybe get a doctors note? I mean if he or she is going to be a ass, about might as well not do gym.
HellaFucked 8
Seriously, how can people vote YDI on this kind of stuff? People suck :c Sorry OP, feel better.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Sometimes I accidentally hit YDI while scrolling. I am sure I am not the only one this has happened to
dyscomonkee 12
Maybe he likes to watch you sweat?
JKPwnage 27
"Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym."
alexxxx92 9
Get a slip from your doctor and go talk with the principal with your parents so you won't have to go to PE at all. Make sure to explain how delicate your condition is and how it will be his/her ass on the line if something happens to you while the PE coach is screaming at you.
bapbap_fml 15
When I was in school we didn't use a whole lot of pencils in gym class. Items which may be on hand to throw at a person would be: volleyball, football, soccer ball, frisbee, or my personal favourite: the medicine ball.