Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
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Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML
Today, I woke up my friend and had him take me to the ER. I had trouble breathing and my chest hurt, so the doctor put me on an EKG and took X-rays. I had strained my chest lifting weights at the gym earlier that day and pulled a muscle, and now thanks to my massive anxiety I have a $700 hospital bill. FML
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tylercoffman420 19
tell him to **** off and leave
Liamj774 36
Suck it up. With your collapsed lung, of course.
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Comments (101)
juturnaamo 29
I feel you. After I had my thyroid out, the scar tissue was keeping me from getting enough air when running. I had to remind my sergeants every morning, which was tough because of trying to explain it without breathing.
LivRoberts 14
That's horrible OP. I suggest writing a sickness note to keep you absent from sports until you're feeling ready to start again. I hope you feel better soon and have a speedy recovery.
bassfisher100 23
mine collapsed 3 times when i was 17. i feels yah
kainpwnsu 19
I completely understand. I failed gym for having tendons ripped off my shins and expected to play basketball. Also, being one crutches with a severely sprained ankle. And, later while recovering from cartridge torn out of 2 fingers. Claimed I was faking injuries, because I don't like basketball.
King_of_Cha0s 12
So after some back and forth, the school decided to swap me out of his class. Yes I did have a note excusing me for up to 4 weeks out of PE, but the teacher chose to ignore it. Fortunately the lung has healed for the most part and I'm back to business as usual.
StrikingStar700 4
I'm so sorry about that your feeling better.
D3falt 1
Funny you say that, because the exact same thing happened to me in my junior year of high school. I collapsed my lung due to a wrestling accident
skyblueprincess 17
that teacher is insanely crazy and mentally retarded.