By Ethan - 17/10/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 032
You deserved it 2 387

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Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

FYL. That's disgusting.

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FYL. That's disgusting.

mmm muchos gracias

do you have any siblings?

What the fucking fuck?! FYL.

lmao agreed with #4

Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

Better invest in a giant kitty litter box

Maybe you have haters or a cat just just got in your house.

Well, that was the problem: If you HAD a cat, then it would have been trained to prevent other cats from getting in your house and letting this happen.

YDI For Not Closing The Window

You can't be serious.

I fucking HATE pet owners that let their dogs/cats out and let them shit everywhere. Even if you pick it up there's still remnants.

@#11: Oh, sure. Close a BIG GAPING HOLE IN THE WINDOW.

Maybe he doesn't have air conditioning and can't sleep with the window closed because it gets too hot.

well u do now... or did have a cat... hmmm, i dont no where im going with this