FML : Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

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Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ethan - / Saturday 17 October 2009 11:13 / United States

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By LemonadePink | 0

#624731 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:24

Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

By sarah2144 | 14

#624680 - Saturday 17 October 2009 07:59

FYL. That's disgusting.

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By sarah2144 | 14

#624680 - Saturday 17 October 2009 07:59

FYL. That's disgusting.

CrabCaviar | 0

#1115758 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:31

mmm muchos gracias

By AliMarie | 0

#624682 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:00

do you have any siblings?

godsrightnutsack | 0

#624751 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:36

WIN

By jonr93 | 0

#624699 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:10

Vacuum?

By StrickenNerve | 0

#624702 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:11

What the fucking fuck?! FYL.

By usmcsantosj | 0

#624706 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:13

lmao agreed with #4

By LemonadePink | 0

#624731 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:24

Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

Peroxide | 3

#624752 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:36

Better invest in a giant kitty litter box

By dummydory | 4

#624736 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:27

Maybe you have haters or a cat just just got in your house.

what_the_fail | 0

#829686 - Saturday 6 February 2010 08:09

Ghost cats.

By DrAwesome | 6

#624739 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:29

Well, that was the problem: If you HAD a cat, then it would have been trained to prevent other cats from getting in your house and letting this happen.

By CatcHxUp | 0

#624757 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:41

YDI For Not Closing The Window

lissn | 0

#624765 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:46

You can't be serious.

jazzy1432 | 0

#625217 - Sunday 18 October 2009 03:42

I fucking HATE pet owners that let their dogs/cats out and let them shit everywhere. Even if you pick it up there's still remnants.

PoopskinTheLiar | 0

#625800 - Sunday 18 October 2009 07:36

@#11: Oh, sure. Close a BIG GAPING HOLE IN THE WINDOW.

ChairForce | 0

#626840 - Monday 19 October 2009 05:14

Maybe he doesn't have air conditioning and can't sleep with the window closed because it gets too hot.

FallonFerSure | 6

#1962844 - Thursday 13 January 2011 04:20

LMFAO

By jessxoxo28 | 5

#624770 - Saturday 17 October 2009 08:52

well u do now... or did have a cat... hmmm, i dont no where im going with this

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